Happy Hour in Hell

Bobby Dollar has a problem or four of epic proportions. Problem one: his best
friend Sam has given him an angel's feather that also happens to be evidence
of an unholy pact between Bobby's employers and those who dwell in the
infernal depths. Problem two: Eligor, Grand Duke of Hell, wants to get his
claws on the feather at all costs, but particularly at all cost to Bobby .
Problem three: Bobby has fallen in love with Casimira, Countess of Cold Hands,
who just happens to be Eligor's girlfriend. Problem four: Eligor, aware of
Problem three, has whisked Casimira off to the Bottomless Pit itself, telling
Bobby he will never see her again unless he hands over the feather.

But Bobby, long-time veteran of the endless war between above and below, is
not the type of guy who finds Hell intimidating. All he has to do is toss on a
demon's body, sneak through the infernal gates, solve the mystery of the
angel's feather, and rescue the girl. Saving the day should just be a matter
of an eon or two of anguish, mutilation and horror.

If only it were that easy.